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Friday, September 21, 2018
Patient : "Doctor, my wife has severe pain in her appendix!" "Nonsense!" says the Doctor. "I removed her appendix three years ago. Not a single person in the world has a second appendix." Patient : "Well, That may be true, but some people have second wife."
At the Doctor's clinic- Husband : My wife does not like that I snore. Doctor : So what would you like to get rid of, snoring or your wife?  
1st Patient: "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." 2nd Patient: "And did he?" 1st Patient: "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
Young pretty Lady to her dentist: "Oh doc, Your drillings are so painful that I did rather have a baby than a filling of my cavity". Dentist:"Well both are possible but you better tell me now which cavity you want filled, so that I can change the position of the...
A rich gujju had an accident in his new BMW... The cops took him to the nearest Hospital. Gujju on seeing the Doctor (comes out of shock): "Doctor, mari brand new car!" Doctor: "Your materialistic nature makes me sick and you are so blinded by money that you don't even realize...
Patient: "Doctor, Tell me straight, how long have I got?" Doctor: "Its difficult to say, but if I were you, I wouldn't start watching any new TV serials!"