Patient: "Doctor, Tell me straight, how long have I got?"
Doctor: "Its difficult to say, but if I were you, I wouldn't start watching any new TV serials!"
Patient : "Doctor, my wife has severe pain in her appendix!"
"Nonsense!" says the Doctor. "I removed her appendix three years ago. Not a single person in the world has a second appendix."
Patient : "Well, That may be true, but some people have second wife."
Lawyer- Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse ?
Pathologist- No.
Lawyer- Did you listen to the heart ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer- Did you check for breathing ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer - So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you ?
Pathologist...
A rich gujju had an accident in his new BMW... The cops took him to the nearest Hospital.
Gujju on seeing the Doctor (comes out of shock): "Doctor, mari brand new car!"
Doctor: "Your materialistic nature makes me sick and you are so blinded by money that you don't even realize...
In an appraisal discussion...
Medical Director: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential.
Consultant: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed Of it.
At the Doctor's clinic-
Husband : My wife does not like that I snore.
Doctor : So what would you like to get rid of, snoring or your wife?
Patient: "Doc, I'm unable to move my hands and legs.."
Doctor- "Its Ok, just tell me in which pocket you've kept the money..I'll take it myself."
1st Patient: "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
2nd Patient: "And did he?"
1st Patient: "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
1st Patient: "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
2nd Patient: "And did he?"
1st Patient: "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
Young pretty Lady to her dentist: "Oh doc, Your drillings are so painful that I did rather have a baby than a filling of my cavity".
Dentist:"Well both are possible but you better tell me now which cavity you want filled, so that I can change the position of the...
