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Friday, March 29, 2024
NON FAKE MEDICAL INTERACTION #41 MBBS LOVE (SAGAAI K BAAD) Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to mein 2nd year MBBS se intejar kar rha tha. Girl: To mein jau? B: Nahi bilkul nahi. G: Do u luv me? B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur karta rahunga. G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka...
Girl: Doctor saab, maine suna hai khelne se motapa kam hota hai..?? Doctor: Haan bilkul. Girl: par mujhe to koi fark nahi pada...!! Doctor: kaunsa game khelti ho..?? Girl: Saanp Seedhi. (Snakes & Ladders)
Doctor : Tum Pagal Kaise Huye? Pagal :- Maine ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Kar Li. Is Tarah Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya aur Meri Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi. Unke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo Meri Behan Huyi, Par Main Uski...
The owner of a drug store arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. Owner to his clerk: "What’s up." Clerk: "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the cough syrup....So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at...
3 Idiots in medical college Rancho: *Smiling* Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? Rancho: Bohot dino se medical me aane ki ichha thi...aaj yaha pahuch gya...bohot maza aa raha hai. Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is PHYSIOLOGY?? Rancho: Anything that is happening in our body...
Wife takes seriously ill husband to doctor. Doctor to wife: "Give him healthy breakfast daily...Be pleasant & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems with him. Stop watching TV serials. Don't demand new clothes. If u do this for one year, your husband will be OK." On...
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue... Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take...
NON QUACK MEDICAL INTERACTION #18 A Doctor loses everything because of drinking. He sees empty Whiskey bottles & smashes the 1st one saying.. "You are the reason I don't have a Wife", Smashes the 2nd one saying.. "You are the reason my clinic shut down." He notices the 3rd bottle was sealed & full of...
Patient: Agar Operation K Dauran Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To Usi Doctor Se Shaadi Kar Lena. Wife: Aisa Q Kehte Ho ji? Patient: To Kya Doctor Ko Maaf Kar doon??
Rahul Gandhi walks into the Emergency Department of The QuackDoc Hospital to get a tetanus injection after getting bruised during a fall while playing HOPSCOTCH at 10 Janpath. As he approaches the Doctor he says, "Good morning Sir, would you please give me a tetanus injection?" Doctor: "It would be my...