A rich gujju had an accident in his new BMW… The cops took him to the nearest Hospital.
Gujju on seeing the Doctor (comes out of shock): “Doctor, mari brand new car!”
Doctor: “Your materialistic nature makes me sick and you are so blinded by money that you don’t even realize your left arm is gone in the accident.”
Gujju (looks at his left arm and shouts): “Siiiiit! Maari Rolex…”
