3 Idiots in medical college
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se medical me aane ki ichha thi…aaj yaha pahuch gya…bohot maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai…Tell me what is PHYSIOLOGY??
Rancho: Anything that is happening in our body is physiology, Sir.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir…jo bhi body me hota hai. physiology hai sir..bhuk lagi…khana khaya! physiology hai Sir.shu shu aayi aur wo kiya! Physiology hai Sir…Sir actually hum physiology se ghire hue hai sir!
Katrina ki figure se Mafiyao ki trigure tak! Sab physiology hai sir! Ek second me labb, ek second me dabb!(heart sounds) labb-dabb labb-dabb labb-dabb……
Teacher: Shut up! Dr. banake ye karoge? labb-dabb…labb-dabb……Hey
Chatur: The science which treats of functions of living organism & its parts &physical and chemical factors & basic processes involved.
Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein… Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me batana hai toh arts ya commerce me jaia…
Rancho: Par sir dusre bhi toh…
Teacher: Get out!
Rancho: Why sir?
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.
Rancho goes out and comes back*
Teacher: Kya hua?
Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.
Rancho: An instrument which is used to assist health care professional which has two ear pieces connected by means of flexible tubing to a diaphragm, which is placed against skin of d patient appropriate in location to hear body sounds created by heart,lungs,bowel etc.
Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?
Rancho: stethoscope sir! stethoscope lena bhul gaya tha!
Teacher: Seedha seedha nhi bol sakte the?!
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya..!