This was what they said:
The Allergists voted to scratch it.
The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The Psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians stated they were labouring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
The Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body.”
The Paediatricians said, “Grow up!”
The Plastic Surgeon said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.
The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
The Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.