Our panel of doctors at the Quackdoc Hospital were asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to our hospital.

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This was what they said:

The Allergists voted to scratch it.
The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The Psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians stated they were labouring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
The Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body.”
The Paediatricians said, “Grow up!”
The Plastic Surgeon said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.
The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
The Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

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An Emergency Physician by profession, Entrepreneur, writer and poet by passion, Dr. Mohit Garg is currently working as Consultant & Head, Accident & Emergency at Dr. L.H. Hiranandani Hospital, Mumbai and is also involved in teaching activities to young doctors, nurses and other health care professionals. This website is a source through which he fulfills his talent to write.