CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
YAWN: The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes.
DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills.
