Patient : "Doctor, my wife has severe pain in her appendix!" "Nonsense!" says the Doctor. "I removed her appendix three years ago. Not a single person in the world has a second appendix." Patient : "Well, That may be true, but some people have second wife."
At the Doctor's clinic- Husband : My wife does not like that I snore. Doctor : So what would you like to get rid of, snoring or your wife?  
1st Patient: "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." 2nd Patient: "And did he?" 1st Patient: "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
Young pretty Lady to her dentist: "Oh doc, Your drillings are so painful that I did rather have a baby than a filling of my cavity". Dentist:"Well both are possible but you better tell me now which cavity you want filled, so that I can change the position of the...
A rich gujju had an accident in his new BMW... The cops took him to the nearest Hospital. Gujju on seeing the Doctor (comes out of shock): "Doctor, mari brand new car!" Doctor: "Your materialistic nature makes me sick and you are so blinded by money that you don't even realize...
Patient: "Doctor, Tell me straight, how long have I got?" Doctor: "Its difficult to say, but if I were you, I wouldn't start watching any new TV serials!"
Lawyer- Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse ? Pathologist- No. Lawyer- Did you listen to the heart ? Pathologist - No. Lawyer- Did you check for breathing ? Pathologist - No. Lawyer - So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you ? Pathologist...
NON FAKE MEDICAL INTERACTION #41 MBBS LOVE (SAGAAI K BAAD) Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to mein 2nd year MBBS se intejar kar rha tha. Girl: To mein jau? B: Nahi bilkul nahi. G: Do u luv me? B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur karta rahunga. G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka...
NON QUACK MEDICAL INTERACTION #18 A Doctor loses everything because of drinking. He sees empty Whiskey bottles & smashes the 1st one saying.. "You are the reason I don't have a Wife", Smashes the 2nd one saying.. "You are the reason my clinic shut down." He notices the 3rd bottle was sealed & full of...
Girl: Doctor saab, maine suna hai khelne se motapa kam hota hai..?? Doctor: Haan bilkul. Girl: par mujhe to koi fark nahi pada...!! Doctor: kaunsa game khelti ho..?? Girl: Saanp Seedhi. (Snakes & Ladders)