NON FAKE MEDICAL INTERACTION #41
MBBS LOVE
(SAGAAI K BAAD)
Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to mein 2nd year MBBS se intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To mein jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur karta rahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka...
At the Doctor's clinic-
Husband : My wife does not like that I snore.
Doctor : So what would you like to get rid of, snoring or your wife?
Patient: "Doc, I'm unable to move my hands and legs.."
Doctor- "Its Ok, just tell me in which pocket you've kept the money..I'll take it myself."
Wife takes seriously ill husband to doctor.
Doctor to wife: "Give him healthy breakfast daily...Be pleasant & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems with him. Stop watching TV serials. Don't demand new clothes. If u do this for one year, your husband will be OK."
On...
Patient : "Doctor, my wife has severe pain in her appendix!"
"Nonsense!" says the Doctor. "I removed her appendix three years ago. Not a single person in the world has a second appendix."
Patient : "Well, That may be true, but some people have second wife."
Patient: "Doctor, Tell me straight, how long have I got?"
Doctor: "Its difficult to say, but if I were you, I wouldn't start watching any new TV serials!"
NON QUACK MEDICAL INTERACTION #18
A Doctor loses everything because of drinking.
He sees empty Whiskey bottles & smashes the 1st one saying..
"You are the reason I don't have a Wife",
Smashes the 2nd one saying..
"You are the reason my clinic shut down."
He notices the 3rd bottle was sealed & full of...
Rahul Gandhi walks into the Emergency Department of The QuackDoc Hospital to get a tetanus injection after getting bruised during a fall while playing HOPSCOTCH at 10 Janpath.
As he approaches the Doctor he says, "Good morning Sir, would you please give me a tetanus injection?"
Doctor: "It would be my...
Doctor : Tum Pagal Kaise Huye?
Pagal :- Maine ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Kar Li. Is Tarah Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya aur Meri Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi.
Unke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo Meri Behan Huyi, Par Main Uski...
In an appraisal discussion...
Medical Director: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential.
Consultant: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed Of it.
