3 Idiots in medical college
Rancho: *Smiling*
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se medical me aane ki ichha thi...aaj yaha pahuch gya...bohot maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is PHYSIOLOGY??
Rancho: Anything that is happening in our body...
1st Patient: "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
2nd Patient: "And did he?"
1st Patient: "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
Patient: "Doctor, Tell me straight, how long have I got?"
Doctor: "Its difficult to say, but if I were you, I wouldn't start watching any new TV serials!"
Patient : "Doctor, my wife has severe pain in her appendix!"
"Nonsense!" says the Doctor. "I removed her appendix three years ago. Not a single person in the world has a second appendix."
Patient : "Well, That may be true, but some people have second wife."
Wife takes seriously ill husband to doctor.
Doctor to wife: "Give him healthy breakfast daily...Be pleasant & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems with him. Stop watching TV serials. Don't demand new clothes. If u do this for one year, your husband will be OK."
On...
In an appraisal discussion...
Medical Director: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential.
Consultant: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed Of it.
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue...
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take...
1st Patient: "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
2nd Patient: "And did he?"
1st Patient: "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
NON QUACK MEDICAL INTERACTION #18
A Doctor loses everything because of drinking.
He sees empty Whiskey bottles & smashes the 1st one saying..
"You are the reason I don't have a Wife",
Smashes the 2nd one saying..
"You are the reason my clinic shut down."
He notices the 3rd bottle was sealed & full of...
The owner of a drug store arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall.
Owner to his clerk: "What’s up."
Clerk: "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the cough syrup....So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all
at...
