1st Patient: "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
2nd Patient: "And did he?"
1st Patient: "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
Patient : "Doctor, my wife has severe pain in her appendix!"
"Nonsense!" says the Doctor. "I removed her appendix three years ago. Not a single person in the world has a second appendix."
Patient : "Well, That may be true, but some people have second wife."
Patient: "Doc, I'm unable to move my hands and legs.."
Doctor- "Its Ok, just tell me in which pocket you've kept the money..I'll take it myself."
In an appraisal discussion...
Medical Director: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential.
Consultant: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed Of it.
The owner of a drug store arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall.
Owner to his clerk: "What’s up."
Clerk: "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the cough syrup....So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all
at...
Lawyer- Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse ?
Pathologist- No.
Lawyer- Did you listen to the heart ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer- Did you check for breathing ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer - So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you ?
Pathologist...
Young pretty Lady to her dentist: "Oh doc, Your drillings are so painful that I did rather have a baby than a filling of my cavity".
Dentist:"Well both are possible but you better tell me now which cavity you want filled, so that I can change the position of the...
NON FAKE MEDICAL INTERACTION #41
MBBS LOVE
(SAGAAI K BAAD)
Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to mein 2nd year MBBS se intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To mein jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur karta rahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka...
Wife takes seriously ill husband to doctor.
Doctor to wife: "Give him healthy breakfast daily...Be pleasant & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems with him. Stop watching TV serials. Don't demand new clothes. If u do this for one year, your husband will be OK."
On...
Doctor : Tum Pagal Kaise Huye?
Pagal :- Maine ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Kar Li. Is Tarah Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya aur Meri Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi.
Unke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo Meri Behan Huyi, Par Main Uski...
