Lawyer- Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse ?
Pathologist- No.
Lawyer- Did you listen to the heart ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer- Did you check for breathing ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer - So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you ?
Pathologist...
At the Doctor's clinic-
Husband : My wife does not like that I snore.
Doctor : So what would you like to get rid of, snoring or your wife?
Rahul Gandhi walks into the Emergency Department of The QuackDoc Hospital to get a tetanus injection after getting bruised during a fall while playing HOPSCOTCH at 10 Janpath.
As he approaches the Doctor he says, "Good morning Sir, would you please give me a tetanus injection?"
Doctor: "It would be my...
A rich gujju had an accident in his new BMW... The cops took him to the nearest Hospital.
Gujju on seeing the Doctor (comes out of shock): "Doctor, mari brand new car!"
Doctor: "Your materialistic nature makes me sick and you are so blinded by money that you don't even realize...
NON QUACK MEDICAL INTERACTION #18
A Doctor loses everything because of drinking.
He sees empty Whiskey bottles & smashes the 1st one saying..
"You are the reason I don't have a Wife",
Smashes the 2nd one saying..
"You are the reason my clinic shut down."
He notices the 3rd bottle was sealed & full of...
1st Patient: "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
2nd Patient: "And did he?"
1st Patient: "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
Doctor : Tum Pagal Kaise Huye?
Pagal :- Maine ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Kar Li. Is Tarah Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya aur Meri Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi.
Unke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo Meri Behan Huyi, Par Main Uski...
3 Idiots in medical college
Rancho: *Smiling*
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se medical me aane ki ichha thi...aaj yaha pahuch gya...bohot maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is PHYSIOLOGY??
Rancho: Anything that is happening in our body...
1st Patient: "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
2nd Patient: "And did he?"
1st Patient: "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
NON FAKE MEDICAL INTERACTION #41
MBBS LOVE
(SAGAAI K BAAD)
Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to mein 2nd year MBBS se intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To mein jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur karta rahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka...
