The owner of a drug store arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall.
Owner to his clerk: "What’s up."
Clerk: "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the cough syrup....So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all
at...
Young pretty Lady to her dentist: "Oh doc, Your drillings are so painful that I did rather have a baby than a filling of my cavity".
Dentist:"Well both are possible but you better tell me now which cavity you want filled, so that I can change the position of the...
In an appraisal discussion...
Medical Director: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential.
Consultant: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed Of it.
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue...
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take...
Girl: Doctor saab, maine suna hai khelne se motapa kam hota hai..??
Doctor: Haan bilkul.
Girl: par mujhe to koi fark nahi pada...!!
Doctor: kaunsa game khelti ho..??
Girl: Saanp Seedhi. (Snakes & Ladders)
At the Doctor's clinic-
Husband : My wife does not like that I snore.
Doctor : So what would you like to get rid of, snoring or your wife?
NON QUACK MEDICAL INTERACTION #18
A Doctor loses everything because of drinking.
He sees empty Whiskey bottles & smashes the 1st one saying..
"You are the reason I don't have a Wife",
Smashes the 2nd one saying..
"You are the reason my clinic shut down."
He notices the 3rd bottle was sealed & full of...
Patient: Agar Operation K Dauran Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To Usi Doctor Se Shaadi Kar Lena.
Wife: Aisa Q Kehte Ho ji?
Patient: To Kya Doctor Ko Maaf Kar doon??
Rahul Gandhi walks into the Emergency Department of The QuackDoc Hospital to get a tetanus injection after getting bruised during a fall while playing HOPSCOTCH at 10 Janpath.
As he approaches the Doctor he says, "Good morning Sir, would you please give me a tetanus injection?"
Doctor: "It would be my...
Lawyer- Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse ?
Pathologist- No.
Lawyer- Did you listen to the heart ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer- Did you check for breathing ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer - So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you ?
Pathologist...
