At the Doctor's clinic-
Husband : My wife does not like that I snore.
Doctor : So what would you like to get rid of, snoring or your wife?
Patient: "Doc, I'm unable to move my hands and legs.."
Doctor- "Its Ok, just tell me in which pocket you've kept the money..I'll take it myself."
In an appraisal discussion...
Medical Director: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential.
Consultant: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed Of it.
Lawyer- Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse ?
Pathologist- No.
Lawyer- Did you listen to the heart ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer- Did you check for breathing ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer - So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you ?
Pathologist...
Doctor : Tum Pagal Kaise Huye?
Pagal :- Maine ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Kar Li. Is Tarah Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya aur Meri Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi.
Unke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo Meri Behan Huyi, Par Main Uski...
Young pretty Lady to her dentist: "Oh doc, Your drillings are so painful that I did rather have a baby than a filling of my cavity".
Dentist:"Well both are possible but you better tell me now which cavity you want filled, so that I can change the position of the...
Rahul Gandhi walks into the Emergency Department of The QuackDoc Hospital to get a tetanus injection after getting bruised during a fall while playing HOPSCOTCH at 10 Janpath.
As he approaches the Doctor he says, "Good morning Sir, would you please give me a tetanus injection?"
Doctor: "It would be my...
Wife takes seriously ill husband to doctor.
Doctor to wife: "Give him healthy breakfast daily...Be pleasant & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems with him. Stop watching TV serials. Don't demand new clothes. If u do this for one year, your husband will be OK."
On...
Patient: "Doctor, Tell me straight, how long have I got?"
Doctor: "Its difficult to say, but if I were you, I wouldn't start watching any new TV serials!"
Girl: Doctor saab, maine suna hai khelne se motapa kam hota hai..??
Doctor: Haan bilkul.
Girl: par mujhe to koi fark nahi pada...!!
Doctor: kaunsa game khelti ho..??
Girl: Saanp Seedhi. (Snakes & Ladders)
