Young pretty Lady to her dentist: "Oh doc, Your drillings are so painful that I did rather have a baby than a filling of my cavity".
Dentist:"Well both are possible but you better tell me now which cavity you want filled, so that I can change the position of the...
Patient: "Doctor, Tell me straight, how long have I got?"
Doctor: "Its difficult to say, but if I were you, I wouldn't start watching any new TV serials!"
In an appraisal discussion...
Medical Director: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential.
Consultant: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed Of it.
Doctor : Tum Pagal Kaise Huye?
Pagal :- Maine ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Kar Li. Is Tarah Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya aur Meri Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi.
Unke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo Meri Behan Huyi, Par Main Uski...
Patient: Agar Operation K Dauran Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To Usi Doctor Se Shaadi Kar Lena.
Wife: Aisa Q Kehte Ho ji?
Patient: To Kya Doctor Ko Maaf Kar doon??
Girl: Doctor saab, maine suna hai khelne se motapa kam hota hai..??
Doctor: Haan bilkul.
Girl: par mujhe to koi fark nahi pada...!!
Doctor: kaunsa game khelti ho..??
Girl: Saanp Seedhi. (Snakes & Ladders)
NON FAKE MEDICAL INTERACTION #41
MBBS LOVE
(SAGAAI K BAAD)
Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to mein 2nd year MBBS se intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To mein jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur karta rahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka...
Wife takes seriously ill husband to doctor.
Doctor to wife: "Give him healthy breakfast daily...Be pleasant & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems with him. Stop watching TV serials. Don't demand new clothes. If u do this for one year, your husband will be OK."
On...
A rich gujju had an accident in his new BMW... The cops took him to the nearest Hospital.
Gujju on seeing the Doctor (comes out of shock): "Doctor, mari brand new car!"
Doctor: "Your materialistic nature makes me sick and you are so blinded by money that you don't even realize...
3 Idiots in medical college
Rancho: *Smiling*
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se medical me aane ki ichha thi...aaj yaha pahuch gya...bohot maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is PHYSIOLOGY??
Rancho: Anything that is happening in our body...
