27 C
Mumbai
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
1st Patient: "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." 2nd Patient: "And did he?" 1st Patient: "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue... Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take...
Young pretty Lady to her dentist: "Oh doc, Your drillings are so painful that I did rather have a baby than a filling of my cavity". Dentist:"Well both are possible but you better tell me now which cavity you want filled, so that I can change the position of the...
Patient: "Doctor, Tell me straight, how long have I got?" Doctor: "Its difficult to say, but if I were you, I wouldn't start watching any new TV serials!"
Girl: Doctor saab, maine suna hai khelne se motapa kam hota hai..?? Doctor: Haan bilkul. Girl: par mujhe to koi fark nahi pada...!! Doctor: kaunsa game khelti ho..?? Girl: Saanp Seedhi. (Snakes & Ladders)
Lawyer- Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse ? Pathologist- No. Lawyer- Did you listen to the heart ? Pathologist - No. Lawyer- Did you check for breathing ? Pathologist - No. Lawyer - So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you ? Pathologist...