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Mumbai
Thursday, August 16, 2018
The owner of a drug store arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. Owner to his clerk: "What’s up." Clerk: "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the cough syrup....So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at...
A rich gujju had an accident in his new BMW... The cops took him to the nearest Hospital. Gujju on seeing the Doctor (comes out of shock): "Doctor, mari brand new car!" Doctor: "Your materialistic nature makes me sick and you are so blinded by money that you don't even realize...
Doctor : Tum Pagal Kaise Huye? Pagal :- Maine ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Kar Li. Is Tarah Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya aur Meri Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi. Unke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo Meri Behan Huyi, Par Main Uski...
Rahul Gandhi walks into the Emergency Department of The QuackDoc Hospital to get a tetanus injection after getting bruised during a fall while playing HOPSCOTCH at 10 Janpath. As he approaches the Doctor he says, "Good morning Sir, would you please give me a tetanus injection?" Doctor: "It would be my...
Young pretty Lady to her dentist: "Oh doc, Your drillings are so painful that I did rather have a baby than a filling of my cavity". Dentist:"Well both are possible but you better tell me now which cavity you want filled, so that I can change the position of the...
Patient : "Doctor, my wife has severe pain in her appendix!" "Nonsense!" says the Doctor. "I removed her appendix three years ago. Not a single person in the world has a second appendix." Patient : "Well, That may be true, but some people have second wife."