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Thursday, April 19, 2018
Girl: Doctor saab, maine suna hai khelne se motapa kam hota hai..?? Doctor: Haan bilkul. Girl: par mujhe to koi fark nahi pada...!! Doctor: kaunsa game khelti ho..?? Girl: Saanp Seedhi. (Snakes & Ladders)
NON QUACK MEDICAL INTERACTION #18 A Doctor loses everything because of drinking. He sees empty Whiskey bottles & smashes the 1st one saying.. "You are the reason I don't have a Wife", Smashes the 2nd one saying.. "You are the reason my clinic shut down." He notices the 3rd bottle was sealed & full of...
NON FAKE MEDICAL INTERACTION #41 MBBS LOVE (SAGAAI K BAAD) Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to mein 2nd year MBBS se intejar kar rha tha. Girl: To mein jau? B: Nahi bilkul nahi. G: Do u luv me? B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur karta rahunga. G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka...
Patient: "Doc, I'm unable to move my hands and legs.." Doctor- "Its Ok, just tell me in which pocket you've kept the money..I'll take it myself."
Lawyer- Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse ? Pathologist- No. Lawyer- Did you listen to the heart ? Pathologist - No. Lawyer- Did you check for breathing ? Pathologist - No. Lawyer - So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you ? Pathologist...
1st Patient: "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." 2nd Patient: "And did he?" 1st Patient: "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."