Girl: Doctor saab, maine suna hai khelne se motapa kam hota hai..??
Doctor: Haan bilkul.
Girl: par mujhe to koi fark nahi pada...!!
Doctor: kaunsa game khelti ho..??
Girl: Saanp Seedhi. (Snakes & Ladders)
NON QUACK MEDICAL INTERACTION #18
A Doctor loses everything because of drinking.
He sees empty Whiskey bottles & smashes the 1st one saying..
"You are the reason I don't have a Wife",
Smashes the 2nd one saying..
"You are the reason my clinic shut down."
He notices the 3rd bottle was sealed & full of...
NON FAKE MEDICAL INTERACTION #41
MBBS LOVE
(SAGAAI K BAAD)
Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to mein 2nd year MBBS se intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To mein jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur karta rahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka...
Patient: "Doc, I'm unable to move my hands and legs.."
Doctor- "Its Ok, just tell me in which pocket you've kept the money..I'll take it myself."
Lawyer- Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse ?
Pathologist- No.
Lawyer- Did you listen to the heart ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer- Did you check for breathing ?
Pathologist - No.
Lawyer - So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you ?
Pathologist...
1st Patient: "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
2nd Patient: "And did he?"
1st Patient: "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
