THE PERSONALITY CONTEST

Happened to find the application form of the Personality contest (Official Ragging Session followed by Dinner comprising of Pav Bhaji or Chinese noodles and Manchurian along with a glass of Rasna-orange flavor, every year) for my immediate juniors which I had made around 5 years back….To this day, I remember few of the hilarious answers to the following….check it out for yourself.

Note – Inspired by the lineage of application forms seen over the years , but an original piece of work.

VENUE- PHYSIOLOGY AUDITORIUM

3rd floor, LTMMC Building

Sion- 400022

15th Dec, 2006

Respected Sir/Madam,

I ………………(Name) would like to apply as a contestant for the PC 2006. I think I’m suitable when you read my :

Name – ………… Age – ………… Sex – ……………

Height – ………… Length – …………

Sexual Orientation – …………… Girth (tough one) – ………………

Five things I cannot do when I’m erect – ……………………………………………

Five things I cannot do when I’m down – ……………………………………………..

MY ANSWERS TO THE FOLLOWING NON EXPLICIT QUESTIONS :-

1-Being a virgin is letting your tool to rust and it is not a sense of dignity but a lack of opportunity. Your opinion. …………………………………………………

2- “Ek tapakti boond aapki zindagi badal sakti hai”. It is true because ………………………………

3- An original family planning slogan that you would want to spread.( Example- On a BEST bus: “Kripiya piche se chadiye” ) …………………………

4- What is better, Viva or Oral ? Why ?……………………………………

5- I know I came in this world because of a) Family Planning 2) Something Tearing. Why ? ………………………

6- “Come behind the pyramid and I will make you a Mummy”. Comment………………………………

7- Before you knew actually how children were born, you thought that………………………………………

8- Here are slogans for products only I use :

A)Reliance Condoms ………………………………………………………………

B)Colgate hair removal cream …………………………………………………

C)Fevicol lubricant …………………………………………………………………

9) If I were to die tomorrow, I would like to have sex with……………………………because he/she……………………………

Answer the following questions truthfully :

A-The Girl I like the most in class and why ? ………………………………

B-The Guy I hate the most in class and why ? ……………………………

C-I think I can win this Personality Contest because …………………………………………

HATS OFF TO THE FOLLOWING WHO’VE MADE ME THE PERSON I’M TODAY : (STRICTLY FROM THE BATCH)

MR. HOT ………………………………………

MISS. HOT ………………………………………

MR/MISS FUNNY ……………………………

MR/MISS BORE …………………………………

MR/MISS BOOKWORM………………………………

MR/MISS TEACHER CHAATU ………………………………

MR/MISS SENIOR CHAATU …………………………………

MY IMMEDIATE SENIORS ARE ROCKING BECAUSE………………………………………………………………

Your Obedient Junior,

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