Doctor : Tum Pagal Kaise Huye?
Pagal :- Maine ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Kar Li. Is Tarah Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya aur Meri Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi.
Unke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo Meri Behan Huyi, Par Main Uski...
Patient: Agar Operation K Dauran Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To Usi Doctor Se Shaadi Kar Lena.
Wife: Aisa Q Kehte Ho ji?
Patient: To Kya Doctor Ko Maaf Kar doon??
1st Patient: "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
2nd Patient: "And did he?"
1st Patient: "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue...
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take...
Rahul Gandhi walks into the Emergency Department of The QuackDoc Hospital to get a tetanus injection after getting bruised during a fall while playing HOPSCOTCH at 10 Janpath.
As he approaches the Doctor he says, "Good morning Sir, would you please give me a tetanus injection?"
Doctor: "It would be my...
3 Idiots in medical college
Rancho: *Smiling*
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se medical me aane ki ichha thi...aaj yaha pahuch gya...bohot maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is PHYSIOLOGY??
Rancho: Anything that is happening in our body...
The owner of a drug store arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall.
Owner to his clerk: "What’s up."
Clerk: "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the cough syrup....So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all
at...
In an appraisal discussion...
Medical Director: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential.
Consultant: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed Of it.
Patient: "Doc, I'm unable to move my hands and legs.."
Doctor- "Its Ok, just tell me in which pocket you've kept the money..I'll take it myself."
Wife takes seriously ill husband to doctor.
Doctor to wife: "Give him healthy breakfast daily...Be pleasant & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems with him. Stop watching TV serials. Don't demand new clothes. If u do this for one year, your husband will be OK."
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